Hello, my little jelly donuts!
By now I’m sure you have all purchased my album and are probably jamming out to it right now! That’s awesome, thanks so much! IF you haven’t, which I can’t imagine, go ahead and find it on iTunes, Amazon, Spotify, really anything that stocks up on amazing music. And while you are jamming out here’s some ideas for activities!
See how far you can throw a hamster
I’m estimating I could throw a hamster about thirty yards. You could always find your personal best while listening to my album (that’s a lot of potential hamster throwing time!)
Spearhead a hamsters’ rights movement
Against those crazy enough to throw hamsters.
Listen to my album.